“I’m a writer. Anything you say or do may be used in a story.”
This is one of my favorite sayings. My modified version is, “I’m a writer. Anything you say or do can and will be used in my next book!” This tends to scare some people into living statues. Others take it as a challenge manifesto and act so crazy that words could never hope to capture the moment.
My words of wisdom: Be careful what you say or do, because a writer might be watching you.